Poetry With Lyrics

Tag: Wife & Husband SMS

Bus Driver

21 September, 2017 | English SMS |

Eik Aadmi Bus Driver se:
Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho?

BUS Driver:
24 Ghante.
Aadmi Herat Se:
Wo Kese?

BUS Driver:
12 Ghante Is BUS Me.
12 Ghante B.V K “BUSâ€Me.

 

Checkmate

21 September, 2017 | English SMS |

Define Checkmate:

When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
‘n
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?

You can’t say NO or Yes…

 

Brain is very important

21 September, 2017 | English SMS |

Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married

 

Husbands are like Bluetooth

21 September, 2017 | English SMS |

All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

 

Ek Admi Ne Apni Wife Ko Khath Likha

21 September, 2017 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Ek Admi Ne Apni Wife Ko
Letter Likha Ke.
Begum is Month Salary Nahi
MiLi Salary ke Badle 100 Kiss
Bhej Raha Ho.

I LOVE U

Wife Ne Reply kiya:

Aapka Letter Mila Salary
ke Badle 100 KISS milay

16 Kiss Sabzi waLay ko diye

29 KISS school k principal ko
Diye.Doodh wala 7 kiss Pe Razi
Nahi Hua.
Usko 12 kiss Dene Paray
Malik Makan To KISS Pe Razi Hi
Nahi Hua THa USko kiss K Sath
Jhappi Bhi Deni Pari

Mahina Aram Se Guzar Gaya.
Dont Worry

I LOVE U 2.

 

Old couple

21 September, 2017 | English SMS |

Old couple went to paris…
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Husband got in mood and said : Jaanu pehle bedroom me chale ya effiel tower par…???
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Patni : bedroom me hi chalo, tower to kal bhi khada rahega :p
..
Pogo Factor Applies..:p

 

Husband was busy

21 September, 2017 | English SMS |

Husband was busy
watching IPL,
Wife Came in a New,
Dress & Askd Him :
Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?
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Husband Clapped &
Shouted.. :
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”CHHAKKA

 

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