Poetry With Lyrics

Tag: Wife & Husband SMS

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha

27 October, 2016 | English SMS |

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. 😛

 

Super POGO

27 October, 2016 | English SMS |

Super POGO Joke.. ;-))
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1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:” Gadhe, KARELA Kha,LAMBA Hoga..
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Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:”
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AAP Bhi Khaiye Na…. :p 😀 :O

 

Sir meri wife kho gai hai

27 October, 2016 | English SMS |

Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai
hai
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postman:” Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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. Husband:” ohh sorry! Saala
khushi k mare kaha jaon, kuch
samjh mein nahi aa raha
hai…:D

 

Husband Biwi Se

27 October, 2016 | English SMS |

Husband Biwi Se:”
Pani Pila Do…
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Biwi:” Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):”Nahi”Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se”LEAK”to Nahi Hai :p

Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

3 April, 2016 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya.

Kuch Yad A Raha Hey?

3 April, 2016 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Doctor Ney Mareez Ke Memory Wash Kar De Or
Pocha: Kuch Yad A Raha Hey?

Mariz: Sirf Biwi Ka Naam

Doctor Hans Kar: Sab Kuch Format Ho Gaya Magar ViruS Nahi Gaya.

Shadi ki pehli raat

14 December, 2015 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Suhaag raat ki pehli subah
Dulha ne Dulhan say pucha raat ko kaisa feel kiya
Dulhan ne muskaratay huway jawab diya app ne to
college ke dinoon ki yaad taza kerdi.

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