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Tag: Funny SMS

Station jaane k kitne logay

13 December, 2017 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Santa: Station jaanay kay kitnay logay?
Rikshawala: 40
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon lay kay jaayeega?
Santa: tum pichay bheto hum leke jaye ga

Doctor: Aap Ghnta pehly

13 December, 2017 | Two Lines Poetry Shayari |

Doctor: Aap Ghnta pehly aa jaty to hum isko bcha lety.

Sardaar: O saayin, 15 mint pehly ty eccident hoya e knjra.

Munh me pani ana

13 December, 2017 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Teacher : is muaahwry ka jumla bnaye
” Munh me pani ana ”

Pathan: jesy hi mene nal ko mu lgaya,

 

Chaku dikha k loot liya

13 December, 2017 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Pathan: rat ik admi ne mujhy chaku dikha k loot liya.

Dost: lekin tumhary pas to humesha gunn hoti ha

Pathan, : han shukr ha usny wo ni dekha, ni to wo b ly jata

Saza e mot

13 December, 2017 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Qatil: dua kro k saza e mot na ho, umr qaid ho jaye.

Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikr mt kro

Qatil: (after case)

Kya hua

Pathan: brri mushkil se umr qaid krwai ha. wo to reha krry thy

To help

13 December, 2017 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

To help
To protect
To Luv

In Pakistan

Pani Lao
Remote Lao
Gate Kholo
Room kaa door bnd kero

Moment of Silence for those boys

13 December, 2017 | Urdu Hindi SMS |

Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:

Jo Larki kay naam ke fake ID

Bana ker larki say dosti ker laite hyn

Or baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy

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